Musings of the Reverend Meduri and Dr. Jackass
I'm a hydraulic Zarathustra. I live among the wilderness, harvesting decomposing plant matter to fuel my silicon body. I commune with nature by translating sounds and images to digital form and relaying it back via my quadraphonic outputs. I track down those soulless poachers, slap them silly and hang them upside-down from the towering sequoias. I watch over civilization and laugh at their folly.
Often I will tutor a young uber-mensch-to-be and send him off into the sprawl to birth a new epoch. When the Empire falls again, I sit and wait for Gehenna.
Terminally-ill Vikings, b-boys and/or b-girls (and possibly b-transgenders), Etruscans, David Bowie, Latin-American Morrissey Fans (ask one to do the "crypt-walk"... hilarious),
Gwailos, and other Social Lepers.